Tag: stuff
group name: gottaluvdapoints
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February 21, 2008 05:06 PM EST --
Palentologist David Krause from Stony Brook University named a new species of frog that existed 65-70 million years ago in Madagascar Beelzebufo . Discovery of the voracious predatory fossil frog . . . more
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February 23, 2008 05:06 PM EST --
A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ''What . . . more
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March 01, 2008 10:10 PM EST --
I had one hell of a sinus cold last week.
I woke myself up with my snoring, on Monday morning. The snoring did not stop.
Yep, I had 3 days of non . . . more
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March 21, 2008 07:30 AM EDT --
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate.
Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?
Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.
Interviewer: . . . more
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February 06, 2008 11:08 PM EST --
Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. . . . more
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February 10, 2008 10:48 AM EST --
A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and . . . more
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February 25, 2008 07:10 AM EST --
''My God! What happened to you?'' the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
''I got in a tiff with Riley.''
''Riley? He's . . . more
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March 01, 2008 09:01 PM EST --
Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house.
After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the . . . more
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March 05, 2008 10:36 PM EST --
This was sent to me in an e-mail. I was wondering if anyone could answer any of these questions for me? Or is there simply no answer at all for most or all of them?
Why do we . . . more
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March 14, 2008 12:03 AM EDT --
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor . . . more
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March 14, 2008 08:56 PM EDT --
Two bats are going for their midnight feed.
After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.
The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first . . . more
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March 18, 2008 05:10 PM EDT --
A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.
He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."
So the cowboy . . . more
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March 30, 2008 08:33 PM EDT --
Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last . . . more
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March 30, 2008 11:25 PM EDT --
Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." . . . more
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April 01, 2008 10:35 PM EDT --
I got a call from my doctor today with some really bad news, for me.
It took quite some time with my questions to make sure that I understood right.
I took several tests . . . more
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June 09, 2008 01:19 AM EDT --
the best laid plans go to hell!
I got a new hard drive to use in my new computer, so I could put the smaller hard drive into my older pc.
Well, . . . more
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June 14, 2008 12:00 AM EDT --
BYe bye triple points week.
Drove my chevy to the levy and started to weep.
The week just seemed to creep by,
When will you ever come back???
When will you ever . . . more
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June 06, 2008 03:06 PM EDT --
What have you found outside or at work, or wherever?
My son found an 8-ball (from billiards/pool) the other day in a pile of dirt outside.
Is that weird or what?
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January 29, 2008 08:38 AM EST --
Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor:
"Make me one with everything."
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February 14, 2008 12:26 AM EST --
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, if they're small enough.
(I have to admit that I had to think about this one for a few seconds)
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